YOUR BOAT CALLED. SHE WANTS A NEW ADDRESS. Let’s face it. She’s gorgeous, high-maintenance, has expensive taste, and costs you a small fortune. But you love her anyway. Your trophy wife (the one with the hull) deserves to be treated like royalty, and frankly, she’s been far too loyal to settle for anything less. Welcome to Sanibel Harbour Yacht Club, where your pride and joy can finally enjoy the lifestyle she deserves. This oversized, deeded 12’H x 10’W x 40’L dry slip offers more than just a place to park your favorite obsession. We’re talking concierge service, fueling, cleaning, a ship store, waterfront amenities, a clubhouse, restaurant, and pool. And with direct, no-bridge access to the Gulf, paradise is always calling. No more neglect. No more excuses. She’s given you countless unforgettable days on the water. Isn’t it time you returned the favor? After all, a lady this expensive deserves a proper address. And gentlemen, remember: Keep her happy, and she’ll keep you happy.
Listing courtesy of John R Wood Properties.